We have a couple garden spiders that spin these beautiful webs in our yard. I have a picture of one next to Jayden's hand so you can see how big they get. How ever one of the garden spiders liked to spin webs on our front porch (front door). Grandma Lea went to leave one night and almost ran into the spider on her way out. We took down the web. The next morning Guy went to leave and the spider had made another web covering the front porch. Guy dunked under it and went to leave. He realized he had forgotten something and ran back into the house (forgetting about the spider). Big mistake. He ran right into that spider web, finding the spider on the tip of his nose. He did a cute little dance, removing the spider from his nose. All I can say is better him than me. By the way, the spider has not made a web on our front porch since.
And the answer to the question. What is worse than a spider on your front porch? A spider on the tip of your nose, of course.